Man & Woman
Grab this from Saki
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
*Guilty as charged. Every woman reading this is nodding right now.
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
*Guilty as charged. Every woman reading this is nodding right now.
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
This entry was posted by Adi, on
Tuesday, November 28, 2006.
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2:24 PM
eh emang segitunya ya??? hmmm masih harus banyak belajar gender language nich
NB: mampir nich
7:25 PM
:-D
10:32 AM
Huahaha... hihihi...
Ya tapi gak selalu begitu sih.. :)
6:26 AM
kalo yg cewek gak sgitunya sih kalo di Indonesia :) tp kalo yg cowok..hmm..hrs gw akui rata2x punya pikiran yg sama hehe~
5:03 PM
Cowok rata2 begitu yak??
So...sex is all over your brain dwonk?!?! HUEHEHEHE!! :P
*kabuuurrrrrrr*
6:30 AM
emang kali :P ...paling gak yang terlintas pertama dulu itu kali yah walaupun gak parah2x amat, boong bgt kalo ada yg gak ngakuin kecuali cowoknya lugu abis :P..nasib jadi cowok *mode terima nasib :P*